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To find a listing of all the winners of the Nobel
Prize you can consult an almanac or, for the chemistry
prizes, the recently published Nobel Laureates in Chemistry:
1901-1992 (American Chemical Society and Chemical
Heritage Foundation, 1993). But where can you find a listing of
the annual Ig Nobel Prizes, awarded each year since 1991
to individuals whose achievements cannot or should not
be reproduced? How many people know, for example, that
the 1996 Ig Nobel Prize for Art was awarded to Don
Featherstone of Fitchburg, MA, for his invention of the plastic
pink flamingo, or that the 1991 Ig Nobel Prize for Literature
was awarded to Erich Von Daniken, the author of
Chariot of the Gods, for explaining how human civilization was
influenced by ancient astronauts from outer space? These are just
two examples of the important (?) information contained in
this new collection of scientific humor.
Scientific humor has a long history. For example, in
1931 G. Beck, H. Bethe, and W. Riezler published a spoof
paper in Die Naturwissenschaften, entitled "Remarks on the
Quantum Theory of the Absolute Zero of Temperature",
which pokes fun at the mystical properties that A. S. Eddington
and others were claiming for the number 137. In 1938, an
article entitled "A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of
Big Game Hunting", written by H. Petard of Princeton
University, appeared in the American Mathematical
Monthly. In the 1950s, Alexander Kohn and Harry J. Lipkin
began publishing the Journal of Irreproducible
Results (JIR), which became a major venue for publishing humorous articles on sciencesuch
as Alexander Kohn's "Kinetics of Inactivation of
Glassware", which is reproduced in this collection. Marc Abrahams
was the editor of JIR from 1990 to 1994 and started
Annals of Improbable Research (AIR) in 1994. For those who are
not regular readers of AIR, this volume is a delicious sampler
of what this bimonthly publication has to offer.
For example, I was delighted by the interview with
Roald Hoffmann in which he says, "Junk mail is the mail that gives
me the greatest pleasure in the world because I know
immediately what to do with it." I also got some good advice
on how to deal with telephone solicitations, and I had
great fun reading the almost infinite list of authors of the
article entitled "The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation
of the Earth". Among the authors are John H. Watson,
M.D., Mycroft Holmes, Ph.D., Daniel Kaye, Ph.D., and
Theodore Williams, Ph.D. The article consists of one sentence: "As
far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on
the rotation of the earth."
We have all been told that you can't compare apples
and oranges, but this cliche is just not true. This volume
includes an article entitled "Apples and Oranges: A
Comparison", by Scott A. Sandford, which contains the transmission
IR spectra of a desiccated apple and orange. In the
4000-400 cm-1 region the two spectra are remarkably similar. I think
I will follow the author's suggestion and keep a copy of
the figure in my wallet for use in discussions.
For the really high-tech cook there is an article
entitled "The Laser Cheese Raclette". It describes a procedure
for using a 250-W CO2 laser to produce this classic dish
from the Swiss Alps. The laser must be defocused and the
cheese displaced using a numerically controlled
X-Y table for best results. The authors also describe a blown-powder
technique for depositing pepper and investigate the relationships
among particle size, fluidity, and taste. A processing map is
presented to allow the reader to choose the best laser parameters for
a given number of guests. Having read this article, I plan
to add a CO2 laser when I remodel my kitchen.
This is a book to keep on your shelf and take
down when you are feeling depressed. Since humor is personal,
no one will find all the pieces to be funny, but I'm sure
that everyone will find something in the collection to raise his
or her spirits. I hope that this book will be read by
nonscientists, particularly young people, who will learn that scientists
are real people who can laugh at themselves.
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